These are marijuana suppositories. Yep. Someone gave them to me for my birthday (which is April 22nd, so don t worry there s still time to send me more presents that violate federal laws and my body) but I thought they were the perfect analogy for the state of the world today. A few FAQ s: No, that s not my hand, and no, I didn t use them. Somewhere in L.A., there s a frisky hotel maid having the best day of her life.